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**Status: DEAR CLAUDIUS I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!!!&#$#$ !@ ** on Friday || View Photos of me (1) View Videos of me (0) || Interests: I love spending time with my kids, chillin with the king, and taking long walks around the great state of Denmark.
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I am very protective of my lovely daughter Ophelia <3333 and no man is good enough to deserve her, so go home! I love my son Laertes dearly. || F || as the night the day."
 * "This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow,

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Network: Hamlet Birthday: Its a secret :) |||| Wall Posts: **The Ghost 9:42 AM** : No matter what tricks you may plot against my son...none of them will work! I will always have my son's back ! hahahaha ( evil laugh) Member of the Court: That's not what it sounded like to me! hard on ur daughter. my son is a good son and man. i raised him well. besides, it is not like i like your daughter as my daughter-in-law. Daddy, just wanted to say I love you! thanks for everything <3 Yes, Daddy. He was acting reallly weird. I'm glad you're trying to do something about it, for I fear of some other crazy things Hamlet may try. Ophelia <3 Member of the Court: No offense but I honestly feel as though you have some serious self esteem issues. I really doubt you are omnicient or know Hamlet's feeling better than his own parents.
 * Laertes 2:33 pm: um, dad? some guy is kind of all up in my grill over here in france and i'm totes not comfortable with it. are you behind it? because i'm over your over-protective attitude. so uncool.**
 * The Ghost posted a comment at 7:23 PM:** I can't come out yet because it is yet to be midnight but mark my words you better stop all that trash talking about my son...OR ELSE
 * Gertrude 11:25 PM:** dude...u gotta take some of my parenting advice...dont' be too
 * Ophelia wrote at 9:16pm :**
 * Gertrude 5:54PM:** we better figure out soon because or other wise, my son will be in a mental institution!!! P.S. if he does, your head will come off...
 * Ophelia wrote at 10:43 pm :**
 * Hamlet at 7:31 P.M. :** Pardon me old man, but I think that you need to hold your little horses on criticizing me. I thought you would get the hint that I do not want to talk to you here, on facebook, the first time I didn't reply to your comment. But apparently, you need me to tell you this in words. I am sorry if I am offending you. Please understand the condition my mind is in right now. I am all over the place. Excuse me for a couple of days, will ya? Thanks dude! Love ya<3
 * Rosencrantz and Guildenstern at 6:52 P.M**.: We would like to take this opportunity to say that you should stop believing Hamlet's problems revolve around your daughter. Conceited much? We think so!

Gertrude 7:33 PM: dude.......i am soooooooooooooo sorry that my son killed u! look on the bright side, u lived a good life so far. when u see my dead hubby, say hi to him for me. a word of advice, don't come up b/c dead ppl are supposed to stay in their graves :) Gertrude 5:30PM: ​reply to the above Ophelia's comment: no worries sweetheart, now u and ur daddy can be together if u know what i mean :P Gertrude 4:22 PM: hello dead buddy! i am now one of u......but being dead sucksss || I am the father of two beautiful children, Ophelia and Laertes. I am the Lord Chamberlain of Claudius’s court, and the father of Laertes and Ophelia.I beleive that Hamlet is in love with my daughter, and that's why he is acting crazy. ||||  || Denmark ||||   || I am the councillor to King Claudius ||||   || Its complicated. ||||   || I am friends with the King, because I work for him. I enjoy being a help to him, and I believe that he is fair because he let my son Laertes go to France to be on his own. I have a lot of respect for him, because he rules over the great land of Denmark. ||  ||
 * Ophelia at 6:56P.M. :** Daddy!!!! Ur little girl needs you now =(
 * Cladius at 6:30P.M:** uhhh u trippin, Hamlet aint obsessed over yo gurl, ... oh sh-... ur dead
 * Ophelia wrote at 10:13P.M. :** Hey Daddy! Me and bro are comin to join youuu! Fam get-together <3
 * Hamlet at 7:10PM:** Oh heyy dudee! Sorry about the other day! I didn't mean to kill you at all! Trust me. Oh well. Your death was written by my hands. What can we do about it, ya know? Anyways, have a nice afterlife!
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I am friends with Queen Gertude, because I am the councilor to her husband. I also have respect for he because she has a higher social status than I. ||  || I am friends with Hamlet out of respect for his social stauts, but also to keep a watchful eye on him. As they say "keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." ||  || I am friends with Opehlia because she's my daugher. I love her so much, and I know she won't disobey me. All I want is her happniess, and I like to keep an eye on her to make sure Hamlet isn't filling her mind with crazy notions. ||  ||
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 * Laertes

Laertes is my son. I love him so much, and I think he's very responsible. But, I like to keep an eye on him, and make sure that he's keeping his good reputation up in other places like Paris.

Danny Tanner I would be friends with Danny Tanner from full house, because he is also a single dad, trying to raise his two children.

Dr. Phil I would be friends with Dr. Phil because he gives out relationship and parenting advice.

Margrethe II I would be friends with the current ruler, or queen of denmark because I gave advice to the past kings of Denmark. I am loyal to the royal family always.

Banquo I would be friends with him because he was also killed by a member of the royal family like me, and in the heat of the moment. We would have a lot to talk about


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The King and Us [] ||  || ** Act 1: ** I'm going to miss my son very much after he leaves to go to Paris. I am happy that the king let him leave, but I will miss him so. I hope that he does well, and that he will visit often. My daughter Ophelia is young and naive, but has good intentions. I don't hate Hamlet, but I do not trust him with her. She is so innocent, but I know she will obey my wishes and no longer associate with him. I must keep a close eye on him though. I have much respect for the new King, because he chose me to counsel him. I believe that late King Hamlet would have been happy that his dear brother took over the throne. I hope that his and Gertrude’s marriage is a happy one, at least she is no widow. The question is, are hamlet's intentions true? There's something more about him than just offering 'affection' to my daughter. He is still dressed in black for heaven’s sake, I really must watch him. Why would he still be mourning the death of his father when his gracious uncle has stepped in? I hope my children are happy and make the right decisions, we will see how the new king rules over the kingdom of Denmark.

"Be thou familiar but by no means vulgar.Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,Grapple them unto thy soul with hoops of steel,But do not dull thy palm with entertainmentOf each new-hatched, unfledged comrade. BewareOf entrance to a quarrel, but being in,Bear ’t that th' opposèd may beware of thee.Give every man thy ear but few thy voice.Take each man’s censure but reserve thy judgment.Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,But not expressed in fancy—rich, not gaudy,For the apparel oft proclaims the man,And they in France of the best rank and stationAre of a most select and generous chief in that.Neither a borrower nor a lender be,For loan oft loses both itself and friend,And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.This above all: to thine own self be true,And it must follow, as the night the day,Thou canst not then be false to any man.(pg.47)" **Act 2:** I have sent my servant reynaldo to find out what Laertes is up to. I am not really worried, because I know that he is a good boy, but I want to make sure that he is okay and what the people of Paris think of him. I hope that what I find out will be good news. I know it will be so. On the other hand, Hamlet has sure gone crazy with love. For him to impose his craziness on my daughter is unacceptable though. I had to take action and talk to the King and Queen Gertrude. I know that he trusts me especially if I have wagered my position and assistance to him. I will get to the bottom of this and figure out Hamlet's intentions but I suspect that he has really just lost it. The King and I decided to hide behind the tapestry in order to find out Hamlets true intentions! I know tat I am right, that Hamlet loves my daughter too much. The King will see what I mean!Poor Ophelia to be caught up in all of this.I would fear for her soul as well, but she has so far told me everything that Hamlet has done and I take her word for it. Why would she have any reason to lie to me unless she loves Hamlet Back? But this isn't love, its only childish games. Oh, I wish I had someone to confide in!

"Hath there been such a time—I would fain know that—That I have positively said, “'Tis so,”When it proved otherwise?" **Act 3: ** I know that Hamlet is really in love with Ophelia! The King doesn't believe me but I'll show him! Hamlet is raving lunatic and someone has to believe other than me that it caused by his outrageous love my daughter. I will hide in Gertrude's chamber and prove my point. I urged her to help me and try to bring out Hamlet's true feelings so we can get to the bottom of this mess.

Later: Hamlet has killed me, by mistake perhaps?! How can this be! I am so confused, was Hamlet angry because he knew I told Ophelia to ignore his love requests?! I do not know. I do not know anything. I still believe Hamlet is in love with Ophelia, this must be why I am dead! I hope she still obeys my requests even after I have gone. I will miss my children so very much! "It shall do well. But yet do I believe

Sprung from neglected love" **Act 4:**  Hamlet has hid my body away. Will my children ever know the truth!? How will he explain this to them? How will explain this to Denmark, how will he explain this to his father, the king?! Unless Claudius has been in on it the whole time! I do not know anything; in time maybe truth will reveal itself. I hope that my son Laertes will be able to figure out the truth since Ophelia has been overcome with grief, and has killed herself!!! I have never seen such a sadder instance. I want Laertes to take revenge against crazed Hamlet and all that he has done to hurt my family! I pray to god that he, my only child left will make it through this after losing his father and sister to the royal imbecile!!!!!!!!!  "Compounded it with dust, whereto tis kin."-Hamlet  **Act 5:**  I cannot believe that I was so wrong about everything! Claudius that lying scoundrel deceived and betrayed me! He had it for my family since the beginning. I hope he ends up in the deepest pits of hell where he belongs! I cannot believe everything ended this way, with everyone dead. At least Claudius’s life ended as well, and I know that Laertes defended my honor, and our family's honor until the end. Oh what a tragedy! "I am satisfied in nature, Whose motive in this case should stir me mostTo my revenge. But in my terms of honorI stand aloof, and will no reconcilementTill by some elder masters, of known honor,I have a voice and precedent of peaceTo keep my name ungored. But till that timeI do receive your offered love like loveAnd will not wrong it." -Laertes Sources:

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